"That's going straight to my blog!"

Rather, I don't ever really think that, which is probably why I haven't posted in a while. I'm not really used to having a blog, which is too bad since I have a lot of thoughts I wish I'd written down but didn't. Speaking of which, I had this really great idea for a patent the other day: a compass that tells which direction Mecca is. Too bad it already exists... Whatever, no one really reads this except my girlfriend, my roommate, and maybe my uncle. Yes, boys and girls, I'm straight. Sorry to any guys who may've Googled pissed off poultry and accidentally fell in love with my online persona.